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Monta Ellis: ‘Ain’t no way [to guard me]’ A...

Mon, 01 Sep 2008 21:00:29 -0500

Monta Ellis: ‘Ain’t no way [to guard me]’
A tribute to one of the NBA’s future All-Stars.

Around 0:56, Warriors reporter Matt Steinmetz asks Monta Ellis: ‘How would you guard you?’ Ellis’ response: ‘Ain’t no way.’

Kobe takes down Pau Gasol!We knew Kobe was serious about beating...

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 14:11:14 -0500

Kobe takes down Pau Gasol!We knew Kobe was serious about beating Spain when he decked Lakers teammate Pau Gasol and didn’t help him up.

Yao stuffs KobeYao Ming started the game off nice: a block...

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 09:42:50 -0500

Yao stuffs KobeYao Ming started the game off nice: a block against the best and a beauty from the land of plenty.

Jerryd Bayless might be better as a two guardSeems like...

Sat, 19 Jul 2008 22:44:51 -0500

Jerryd Bayless might be better as a two guard
Seems like he’s a better scorer than distributor.

Joey Dorsey is a boneheadSidelined with a rolled ankle, Joey...

Sat, 19 Jul 2008 21:16:00 -0500

Joey Dorsey is a bonehead
Sidelined with a rolled ankle, Joey Dorsey (and his flaming mouth) becomes the first Summer League DNP to lose the game for his team.

Dorsey gets ejected after continuing to yap at Dee Brown from the bench.

Ironically, the man whose ass Dorsey threatened to kick (Brown) sends the game into overtime with a last-second tip. The Wizards eventually won in overtime, 80-75.

Does Anthony Randolph have hops?Yesterday Kevin Love proved he...

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 21:57:20 -0500

Does Anthony Randolph have hops?Yesterday Kevin Love proved he possesses some athleticism…Today, Anthony proved he’s going to be an absolute monster

Kevin Love has some athleticism after allKevin Love puts down a...

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 21:33:02 -0500

Kevin Love has some athleticism after all
Kevin Love puts down a muffed oop intended for Corey Brewer.

Gerald Green: ‘WAYYYY up there!’ Freakish talent or...

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 21:42:44 -0500

Gerald Green: ‘WAYYYY up there!’

Freakish talent or lazy-attitude? Pick one or the other…but never both!

O.J. Mayo booms on New Orleans Majo throws down the nastiest...

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 18:19:38 -0500

O.J. Mayo booms on New Orleans

Majo throws down the nastiest dunk of the 2008 summer league. Are Timberwolves fans crying yet?

Cedric Simmons got Beasley bad Well, he’s not exactly...

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 18:11:24 -0500

Cedric Simmons got Beasley bad

Well, he’s not exactly Amare Stoudemire.

Poor Joakim Noah… Say hello to the The Superintendent of...

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 18:08:16 -0500

Poor Joakim Noah…

Say hello to the The Superintendent of Defense.

Mario ‘Superintendent’ Chalmers At least we know...

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 17:28:42 -0500

Mario ‘Superintendent’ Chalmers

At least we know J.E. Skeets of Ball Don’t Lie and The Basketball Jones is watching summer league!

Can Derrick Rose handle Mario Chalmers’ defense? Derrick...

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 17:26:53 -0500

Can Derrick Rose handle Mario Chalmers’ defense?

Derrick Rose must be taking pointers from Ben Gordon.

Rose and Beasley record first professional field goals Derrick...

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 16:52:17 -0500

Rose and Beasley record first professional field goals

Derrick Rose scores his first professional points with a mint layup. And, on the next possession, Michael Beasley completes his first field goal with sweet low post turn.

Tyrus Thomas swats Michael Beasley Ty Thomas gives Michael...

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 16:49:23 -0500

Tyrus Thomas swats Michael Beasley

Ty Thomas gives Michael Beasley a little ‘welcome-to-the-pros’ as Beasley attempts his first professional field goal.

Brook Lopez is a special guy While waiting through nine picks,...

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 20:29:31 -0500

Brook Lopez is a special guy

While waiting through nine picks, Brook Lopez makes some excellent sound bites, including this gem: “I’m gonna be like Brady Quinn…”

Garnett: “I not finna sleep all week” Although the...

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 23:25:09 -0500

Garnett: “I not finna sleep all week”

Although the now-‘certified’ Kevin Garnett was wildin’ out, he managed to use his classic line: ‘Michelle, you look good tonight, girl.’

KG…our guy!

Bostowned! Lamar Odom couldn’t get a break against the...

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 22:45:40 -0500

Bostowned!

Lamar Odom couldn’t get a break against the NBA’s best defensive player.

“Mama, there goes that man!” As the Celtics blow-out...

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 21:39:14 -0500

“Mama, there goes that man!”

As the Celtics blow-out the Lakers in the first half, Kevin Garnett conjures two words to the fore: Lamar Own-dom.

NBA…spelled with an asterisk Funny how the...

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 22:26:06 -0500

NBA…spelled with an asterisk

Funny how the media-assimilated Jeff Van Gundy now has a drastically different opinion about NBA officiating in light of the League’s biggest scandal.

David Stern’s continued denial of any fixing or manipulation is insulting to fans, players and this now-‘tainted’ game. Sure, Donaghy was wrong, but the NBA doesn’t want to be right.

Time for fans to take off the blindfold and demand the truth.